Tuesday, September 29, 2009

UrbanDictionary.com

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TODAY'S WORD:
1. email courier

An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them an email, usually to confirm that the email has been received.

Bill: I just sent you an email. Did you get it?
Mike: Probably, I haven't checked.
Bill: Can you check?
Mike: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.
Bill: Thoughts?
Mike: My immediate thoughts are you're an email courier and a douchebag.


Ha! I have a freakin co-worker like this and she makes me absolutely nutty. I wish to dig a gi-normous hole in front of her office door so that when she exits, she will fall to utter obliteration.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Aquatone

Better known as my water-aerobics class and my newest love. I have found that it is very difficult to take yourself too seriously while surrounded by ladies twice your age, wearing streatched-out nylon fabric and having a good time.




You can't help but grin right along with them.